This is kind of like if you take the notion of pimp cups in a vastly different direction:
Phallus Chalice is a fully functional art piece, designed by Seattle ceramic and porcelain artist Eric Nelsen. The piece is fully glazed and can be used as a vase, drinking chalice or an object of worship.
You could even say that Nelsen’s chalice finally provides a civilized way to teabag someone. The porcelain Phallus Chalice is available in black and white editions, measures 6.25 inches in height and costs $200 here. I know it’s perfect for someone out there!