Vegan Thug Life = Thug Kitchen

I needed this. (The green juice and the laugh.) ThugKitchen.com is real talk, vegan-style. And it is hilarious. For further proof that vegans are hardcore, revisit their vegetable tattoos.

If this animated gif isn’t moving, click on it. It’s an MRI of a fucking floret of broccoli, son!

Broccoli contains a fucking ridiculously high amount of potassium, which maintains a boss nervous system and keeps your brain at the top of it’s game.

Basically, someone brought broccoli into a radiology lab and magnetically imaged it. Moments like this don’t come around often, so remember where you were when you saw it, OK? [Bonus: everything I’ve ever written about broccoli.]

Apologies go out to my mom for the strong language in this post. It’s just so darn funny! Thanks to Gabe for the linkage. I’m still laughing. (I like to think that Martha Stewart is behind this blog, and she’s dropping the knowledge bombs and lingo she learned in jail.)