Today’s convergence presents itself in the form of these two gooey Chinese knockoffs. Up top, we’ve got everybody’s favorite MIGHTY MUTANT POWER TURTLES. They’re not teenage, but the fella in the bear mask will toilet paper your house. And they’re not ninjas, but the clear leader (as noted due to the presence of his antlers) will harness the power of Dixon Ticonderoga and assault you with a very sharp pencil. All of this turtle energy is expended in the name of battling THE SECRET GOO. But what’s the Secret Goo???