Snow Cones Available in 30 Minutes!

(Cone)head’s up! The fun and festive Ice Scream collab with Brutherford Industries I announced on Friday and weatherproofed this weekend will be available to purchase in 30 mere minutes.

This collaboration has been endorsed by global warming deniers Donald Trump and Ted Nugent, both of whom are rumored to have referred to our Snow Cones as: “global cooling.”

Can you spot the Snow Cone? Point your browser at http://jeremyriad.storenvy.com, and refresh refresh refresh until 10AM PST. I’m serious. Don’t get up. Push that button like Desmond did.

These Snow Cones are an edition of 25 pieces (+ 3 APS) for $25 each (+ shipping) They come tied in green snowflake ribbons inside gift-ready red take-out containers with blank “to/from” seals, and they’ll arrive by Christmas. Domestic orders only, one per person. Thank you for your support!