Nothing says “I’m not affected by the recession whatsoever” quite like a fancy accoutrement you do not (at all) need. French boutique, Colette, is a stomping ground for the finest specimens in this category, and these Potato Hooks by Geneviève Gauckler merit a mention. They’re adorable, and you can even make an argument for their usefulness. It goes like: “I don’t have a pot to piss in, but now I have a hook to hang myself from.” Or, to put it another way, I love these. 3 for ~$69 USD here.