Here’s something for the Person Who Has Everything (Except A lot of Sex, Probably) : Giant, silkscreened condom pillows.
Lancaster, PA-based condom pillow designer, Arthur Oak, explains:
I used to have a lot of fun collecting all the colors of condoms I could when I would go to the Youth Project in Nova Scotia and there was a bin of free condoms. I got this banana condom from there. [That’s why there’s French on it.]
The “banana-flavoured” pillow measures about 18″ by 18″, is stuffed with a polyester filling and also includes a bonus condom measuring about 50-58″ long. So, naturally, Vincent Gallo is a fan. Hey-O!
In addition to pockets for gigantic condoms, some of the pillows contain practical pockets. All of the condom pillows are made by hand without any machinery.
All I have is a screen, a squeegee and a backing board, and PROUD OF IT! I’m a very small person, there is only one of me, and all I have is a tiny room to do it in and the time I’m not working at jobs. Be nice to me.
I think these are most excellent. I write about arty pillows from time to time on this site, so try a lowbrow pillow on for size. They start at $28 on etsy here.