Several people have asked me to explain my interest in bath salts. I can no more articulate why the currently legal “designer drugs” intrigue me than I can tell you why teenagers think they sound like a fun way to spend a weekend. I guess every generation looks at the follies of its next-in-line as, to quote the video, “epically fucktarded”. This particular one just seems…especially fucktarded.
It’s less funny when people are dying though. I don’t think anyone has died from doing Salvia (also still legal) bong hits yet…unless you count died from LAUGHING.