Please David Lynch This DIY Toy

Seems like I’m an unlikely candidate to defend Kidrobot’s intellectual property, but [insert your best Amy Poehler/Seth Meyers here]…REALLY? This DIY toy above is called MEGA by Dubai-based Foo Dog. MEGAs are available at Virgin Megastores throughout the United Arab Emirates where they “believe in uniqueness and urbanity! It is our passion to make sure that you own something fun and truly unique.”

Two claims toward uniqueness in two consecutive sentences are interesting considering Foo Dog’s MEGA is pretty fucking similar to Kidrobot’s Munny (shown above in Mega Munny form).

I would like to offer some sort of prize to the first person who can Blue Velvet one of these MEGAs. You know that ear is just itching for the David Lynch treatment.