This just in from the Mt. Frosting Sheriff’s Department! It appears that seven winged creatures known informally as “Poison Sweets” have been abducted. The only witness to the incident was intoxicated at the time and describes the assailants as small and lumpy with a wafting scent of dew tea.
According to the report, a total of eight Poison Sweets are missing and presumed dangerous. Intelligence suggests that the Poison Sweets may have painted themselves to avoid recognition for their usual pink and monotone coloring. Bounty hunters who find and safely capture the creatures may register them with the Sheriff’s Department for $200 each (brown) and $250 (albino).
I’ll keep you posted as I get more information!
