It looks like the hobos at New Jersey-based Brutherford Industries hopped on board one of 300 railroad cars filled with radioactive dirt and helped themselves. The cars are part of a controversial plan to move the toxic soil out of nearby Sayreville, NJ and dump it in Whocaresville, South Carolina.
Brutherford used the phosphorescent filth to make his latest radioactive ice cream concoction: Toxic Taste GID Ice Scream Man. Head hobo Bryan Brutherford (interviewed) told a local TV news program: “If my Ice Scream toys can save one South Carolina baby, it will all be worth it. That’s weird; I can’t feel my hands.”
The Toxic Taste Ice Scream Man is a set containing one standard size creation and one mini-figure. Both pieces glow in the dark. The double-dip is limited to just 25 pieces and available exclusively at 3DRetro for $84.95 here.
Click through for the Brutherford Quality Control Manager, who (spoiler alert!) happens to be a black cat named Phantom.
Jeremy,
If you keep shoving these in my face, I’m going to have no choice but to buy them.
Sincerely,
crazylikeafox11
Well I gave in and bought them but a week and a half later, my order is still being processed. =/ My credit card was charged the same day though.