Fat and Furious Art Burgers from France

Go green burger. Wasabi Cream cheese and green dye. Cucumber. Fresh mint. Chicken marinated in lime and green dye. Sesame.
Go green burger. Wasabi Cream cheese and green dye. Cucumber. Fresh mint. Chicken marinated in lime and green dye. Sesame.

Pulp Fiction taught non-Europeans that Parisians call their quarter-pounders “royales with cheese.” Maybe the difference in nom nom nomenclature isn’t just about the metric system. And maybe there’s a reason burgers pair so nicely with FRENCH fries. Maybe, just maybe, French people make fancy art burgers.

Weed-rger. Buns of cannabis. Steak so high. Lettuce leaves rolled. Smoked bacon. Egg pouch. Muncheese of Savoy.
Weed-rger. Buns of cannabis. Steak so high. Lettuce leaves rolled. Smoked bacon. Egg pouch. Muncheese of Savoy.

Also possible: a couple of French graphic designers (and potentially stoners) called Quentin and Thomas got hungry and creative on their lunch breaks. The resulting cooking collab reads like a menu full of pop culture burgers. Fatandfuriousburger.com is food art.

Brrrrgeur. flesh human flood. Beef heart. Garlic. Canines corn marinated in holy water. Capers Transylvania. Damn pickles. Blood sauce. Tabasco satanic.
Brrrrgeur. flesh human flood. Beef heart. Garlic. Canines corn marinated in holy water. Capers Transylvania. Damn pickles. Blood sauce. Tabasco satanic.

Incidentally: all the burgers are fully edible. I’ve chosen some favorites here, like the green burger, the weed burger and the goth burger. Click through for some pineapple express, ice cream, Russian nesting doll burgers, a burger with a side of pills, the end of days burger and A Burger to Feed Them All. Well done, fellas! (That goes for the project and how I’d like my burger, please.)

Hawaiian Burger.  sirloin pork caramelized pineapple juice and spices. Fresh pineapple. Roasted pineapple wedges. Melted cheddar. Pickled Vegetables.
Hawaiian Burger. sirloin pork caramelized pineapple juice and spices. Fresh pineapple. Roasted pineapple wedges. Melted cheddar. Pickled Vegetables.
Heatwave burger. beef steak. Pickles. Green salad. Classic yellow mustard. Ketchup. Sesame. Fried onions. Pappy cheddar abandoned all summer.
Heatwave burger. beef steak. Pickles. Green salad. Classic yellow mustard. Ketchup. Sesame. Fried onions. Pappy cheddar abandoned all summer.
A Burger To Feed Them All. smoked Sauron. Gandalf the White Sauce. Elven mustard. Community cucumber. Lord of The Rings Onion.
A Burger To Feed Them All. smoked Sauron. Gandalf the White Sauce. Elven mustard. Community cucumber. Lord of The Rings Onion.
Matryoshka burger. Great burger salad, pickles malossol. Average burger steak, melted emmental, grilled onions, mushrooms paris. Small burger ketchup, mustard
Matryoshka burger. Great burger salad, pickles malossol. Average burger steak, melted emmental, grilled onions, mushrooms paris. Small burger ketchup, mustard
Dr. Burger. chopped beef steak (for protein). Fried egg (for protein). Cream cheese with aspirin (for calcium and headache). Apple (for vitamins). Sunflower seeds and pine nuts. Lettuce.
Dr. Burger. chopped beef steak (for protein). Fried egg (for protein). Cream cheese with aspirin (for calcium and headache). Apple (for vitamins). Sunflower seeds and pine nuts. Lettuce.
The End Burger.  beef. Sauce trumpets of death. Smoked bacon. Scarmoza. Bursts of red cabbage. Salt crystals. Liquid smoke.
The End Burger. Beef. Sauce trumpets of death. Smoked bacon. Scarmoza. Bursts of red cabbage. Salt crystals. Liquid smoke.